🧠 DISCLAIMER
$GRUMPLE is a meme coin.
It is not a financial product, not an investment, and not a promise of anything.
There are no guarantees, no protections, and no hidden mechanisms.
Participation is 100% voluntary and at your own risk.
This is not advice. This is a warning.
Grumple gives nothing. Grumple takes everything.
🔥 TOKENOMICS
Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $GRUMPLE
Presale: 60% (600,000,000 tokens)
Liquidity Pool: 30% (300,000,000 tokens)
Team & Treasury: 10% (100,000,000 tokens)
📌 Presale Price: €0.0015
📌 Listing Price: €0.0020
📌 50% of funds locked in LP
📌 Ownership renounced at launch
📌 0% Tax – No mint – No burn – No blacklist
No tricks. No gimmicks. Just pure numbers.
Grumple is clarity in a sea of deception.
🧾 WHY THESE CHOICES?
Why no audit?
Because Grumple doesn’t pay clowns for validation.
The contract is clean, public, and verifiable.
No middlemen. No lies.
Why this supply and price?
1 billion tokens = controlled circulation.
€0.0015 = fair entry. €0.0020 = early reward.
Easy math. No inflation. No dilution.
Why renounce ownership?
To give full power to the blockchain and no one else.
Grumple controls the launch. After that, no one controls Grumple.
Why no roadmap?
Because fake roadmaps are for fake coins.
Grumple doesn’t walk. Grumple conquers.
📉 GRUMPLE VS THE TYPICAL MEME SHIT
| Meme Shitcoin | GRUMPLE | |
|---|---|---|
| Supply | 420,000,000,000,000 | 1,000,000,000 |
| Roadmap | “To the moon 🚀” | “No roadmap. No mercy.” |
| Taxes | 10% Buy / 15% Sell | 0% – Total freedom |
| Audit | Sketchy or fake | None – Just public code |
| Team | Anonymous, gone week 2 | Present, loud, brutal |
| Value | Based on hype | Based on dominance |
One screams.
The other commands.
🔥 JOIN THE CULT
This is not a project. It’s not a brand.
It’s a digital cult of pure power.
Grumple doesn’t promise. Grumple imposes.
There will be no second chance.
Join. Or be dominated.
📢 Grumple Presale – We Calculate, They Guess
Most presales say:
“1 token = 0.0015 € / $0.0016”
But they don’t explain how it works.
They don’t tell you their contracts are based on BNB, not fiat.
If BNB changes value, the real cost of a token changes too – silently.
🧠 How Grumple handles it:
- We fix the price at:
0.0015 € / ≈ $0.0016per GRUMPLE - We calculate the BNB equivalent based on the actual market rate the day before launch
- That value is stored directly in the contract (in wei)
- It never changes. No guessing. No oracles.
📈 Example:
If 1 BNB = 500 € / $530 →
Then 0.0015 € = 0.000003 BNB
This becomes: tokenPriceBNB = 3000000000000
It’s written on-chain. Public. Transparent. Immutable.
💼 Why it matters:
- No fake rates
- No rounding
- No silent price manipulation
- Everything is calculated. Everything is verified.
📌 Final price:
1 GRUMPLE = 0.0015 € / ≈ $0.0016
Converted to BNB on launch day.
Locked in the contract. Forever.
We’re not marketers.
We’re calculators.
You don’t get promises. You get formulas.